I SMELL ANOTHER LAWSUIT
It seems that you can lead a dick-head to knowledge but you cannot make him think, and this story of the triumph of human stupidity over common sense merely goes to reinforce that rather jaundiced opinion of mine. It seems that two fences and lots of warning signs aren't enough to prevent one hothead from doing what comes naturally, and fatal results are inevitable whenever idiocy meets physics.
The really sad thing about this is that the parents of this amazing teenager without a head (or functioning brain) are almost certainly going to try to sue the church group that took this kamikaze package of teenaged hormones to the amusement park, the amusement park for failing to provide a safe environment for genetic ineptitude and the makers of the amusement ride for failing to install enough fluffy pillows in all the right places to prevent this "tragedy" from happening in the first place. I know what would have stopped this decapitation from ever having the slightest risk of occurring - a condom. Failing that, and in the interests of being totally sure, then compulsory sterilisation of the parents would also have done rather nicely.
It seems that you can lead a dick-head to knowledge but you cannot make him think, and this story of the triumph of human stupidity over common sense merely goes to reinforce that rather jaundiced opinion of mine. It seems that two fences and lots of warning signs aren't enough to prevent one hothead from doing what comes naturally, and fatal results are inevitable whenever idiocy meets physics.
The really sad thing about this is that the parents of this amazing teenager without a head (or functioning brain) are almost certainly going to try to sue the church group that took this kamikaze package of teenaged hormones to the amusement park, the amusement park for failing to provide a safe environment for genetic ineptitude and the makers of the amusement ride for failing to install enough fluffy pillows in all the right places to prevent this "tragedy" from happening in the first place. I know what would have stopped this decapitation from ever having the slightest risk of occurring - a condom. Failing that, and in the interests of being totally sure, then compulsory sterilisation of the parents would also have done rather nicely.
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