MY GOOGLE ADS HAVE LOST THE PLOT
I just looked at my blog with a browser with no ad suppression facility built in, and noticed that there were a few ads attached to my blog that were, in my opinion, works of the most outlandish fantasy possible. Let's look at one (the most delusional) shall we?
Cat BehaviourEasy Solve Any Cat Behavior Problem Reveal
The Cat Training Secrcts !SecretsOfCats.com
First off the bat, let's make damn sure that we're on the same page here. The secret to solving ANY problem cat behaviour isn't pills, moggy massage or intensive psychotherapy. Believing anything otherwise is the product of a fragile and diseased mind... Cats in general, and every cat in particular, are so overwhelmingly stubborn and resistant to change that the only possible solution to to their many and varied personality "quirks" (trans: full blown psychoses) is taxidermy.
Before you write me off as being needlessly cruel (again), think about it for a moment. Taxidermy is the secret to owning the perfect housecat. A properly stuffed and mounted cat will never shed a metric butt-load of fur all over the house, will never shred your furniture into confetti, will never get constantly underfoot yowling for another feed the moment that you even begin to think about going to the kitchen and will never pay back any slight that it might feel, such as your incessant refusal to feed it more than twice a day, by peeing on your clothes/shoes/bed or on you. Of course the cat will never come to you when you call it, but as an experienced cat owner you're probably used to that already.
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