AT A CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? - DIAL 1800-KILL-ME
Send help. Am stuck in a house with half a million sugar crazed 8 and 9 year olds. No-one is willing to help. Even the pizza delivery guy laughed at me when I asked him how much it would cost if he were to load up the boot of his car and disappear. He thought I was joking. I wasn't...
EDIT: It's 9:30 at night and ... and ... they're STILL HERE! Forget sending help, send scotch. MMMmmmmm Scotchy scotchy scotch....
Send help. Am stuck in a house with half a million sugar crazed 8 and 9 year olds. No-one is willing to help. Even the pizza delivery guy laughed at me when I asked him how much it would cost if he were to load up the boot of his car and disappear. He thought I was joking. I wasn't...
EDIT: It's 9:30 at night and ... and ... they're STILL HERE! Forget sending help, send scotch. MMMmmmmm Scotchy scotchy scotch....
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and meanwhile... on the other side of teh world, the Edwardsparents have a calm child-free evening with other childless friends... ahhh the sounds of silence...
are you jealous yet???
:P
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